newpac:
when people say “present” instead of here during attendance
sodamnrelatable:
when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully
hotterhatter2211:
misssalvat0re:
HAWKEYE “YEAH.” help
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
edwrad:
life tip: do not do things
bebroom:
carbohydrate:
they fucked up the yearbook
no they didn’t. surprise, you aren’t graduating for 90 years
turn-it-up-tune-them-out:
artsysauce:
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
ronaldkn0x:
this one girl got mad at my friend for not getting a boner for her and she said that his dick must be broken and he said that he only gets boners for pretty girls and it was like i could see her life flash before her eyes
sodamnrelatable:
