May 2013
newpac:
when people say “present” instead of here during attendance
sodamnrelatable:
when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
edwrad:
life tip: do not do things
turn-it-up-tune-them-out:
artsysauce:
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
ronaldkn0x:
this one girl got mad at my friend for not getting a boner for her and she said that his dick must be broken and he said that he only gets boners for pretty girls and it was like i could see her life flash before her eyes
That moment when someone bumps into you and...
sodamnrelatable:
thefunniestpost:
ghostfishkrillah:
dolphins always look like they’re laughing at a joke you’re not in on
Hysterical!
inthurnet:
i googled “starbucks australia” under google images
and i found this
April 2013
sodamnrelatable:
remember how our parents used to tell us not to put personal info on the internet when we were younger
The awkward moment when you wave at someone you...
laugh-addict:
The way you think you look when you wink:
sodamnrelatable:
Expectations:
Reality:
Me when i try to work out :
lolzpicx:
burghers:
the REAL rave is in my pants XD
qonorrhea:
text posts are like children you delete the ones that dont succeed
theyre:
Make fun of your baby for shitting itself
clanni:
*flips hair in z-formation”
zaess:
trying to write the first paragraph of a thing
wimpynoodle:
questionablyhonoredyoungone:
So I heard that Google had a treasure map feature for April fools day, so I decided to try it out
Let’s go to Korea
This is Korea yes
Let’s go a little closer.
Let’s zoom in more on Seoul!
wait what’s that
is that
No
GOOGLE
GODDAMMIT GOOGLE
the place is called gangnam-gu…
March 2013
deppsydoodle:
people should set their passwords to their phones and stuff as “fuck you” so when people ask what their passwords are you tell them “fuck you” and they’re like well fine god i just wanted to play with your phone and ur just like
KPOP is my Drug: The process of having a bias... →
1n5pirit-with-blockb:
At First: Ohhh who is that?…..He’s cute ;D
Then as you’re watching more MV’s you can’t keep your eyes off him:
Then you begin to watch interviews/variety shows etc. of him & his group:
He starts acting dorky, charming, cute, showing off his talent etc…..
And…
When you get really excited for something and it...
sodamnrelatable:
(Funny and relatable here!)
keelyrun:
This is currently what my dashboard feels like
When you go to press backspace on a message and...
sodamnrelatable:
(Funny and relatable here!)
nikktheconqueered:
put on your war paint
heartfulpenguin:
yashikoru:
heartfulpenguin:
heartfulpenguin:
i can hear my brother screaming at his DS
he’s playing cooking mama
thats some hardcore cooking
therewerebirds:
triflesandparsnips:
This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.
“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”
She was overjoyed. “Really?”
I think she’s in her room...
me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*
thefinaljourney:
did you know if you rape and drug a minor you will go to jail for 1 year, but if you pirate a shit ton of movies you go to jail for 15 years
slurpeenis:
the worst part about food is making it
Everytime I try to exit tumblr and get a life,...
sodamnrelatable:
BITCH COME BACK HERE.
(Funny and relatable here!)
