July 2012
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
When you're in class bored and start making...
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You’re like
And they’re all like
Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like
And everyone else is staring at you like
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Those people at your school who have billions of...
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This is the Best GIF Ever
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When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys:
When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch:
When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework:
When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there:
When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings:
When you hit your head on a low beam:
When a mosquito...
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
theepichumor:
PARTY AT MY PLACE
i’ve got the alcohol covered
i’ll bring some soda
ill bring the drugs
THIS BLOG. THIS!
When you're thinking about really inappropriate...
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friend: move you're blocking the view
me: I am the view.
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June 2012
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong...
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Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
xmayb:
like where does this shit be coming from?
am I a fucking fairy?
bloggingetiquette:
This is Kyle
Kyle is a raging porn addict.
However, he will not reblog porn because others might not like porn on their dashboard.
Kyle also realizes that there is a chance that one of his follower’s parents might be watching their computer screen over their shoulder, and will see the porn.
Thank you for being considerate of others, Kyle.
Blogging etiquette. Real simple...
djmalikonpicnik:
i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape
Today in my biology class we were talking about...
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*Rest on the shoulder pose
*I’m a fashion model pose
*Mirror Default picture
*The I’m-so-innocent-lookatma-lips-and-brows pose
*THE ALL TOGETHA POSE
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Girls who flirt with male teachers
good-von-svetlana:
if you arent into the things i post and you’re still following me
When someone you hate bumps into you
i-am-god-like:
“You wanna die bitch?”
Those people in school who try too hard to be all...
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